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The following was the Cut on Sight: My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) posted on 1/18/2009 at 9:40 PM
The remake of My Bloody Valentine is surprising in that it doesn’t suck! I am usually against remakes but this one actually does a decent job and adds a few of its own tricks to make it stand out. Literally, it was in 3D!
As with most horror movies, the characters are never very interesting, likable or funny and the actors aren’t very good at, you know, acting. I thought that Jensen Ackles who played Tom Hanniger was a bit stiff and unconvincing at times. But My Bloody Valentine is different in that the characters actually have a love triangle dynamic introduced which fits in perfectly with the idea of Valentines Day, so they are a bit more interesting but definitely not all that likable.
The story, obviously, is taken from the 1981 movie and therefore holds up. Obviously, it’s not original but I still stick by the idea that a miner as the killer is a great idea. However, what the remake does differently is add a bit of a mystery to the whole thing. They throw curve balls at you to make you think it might be Harry Warden, or perhaps it’s one of the other characters. It’s not an amazing mystery story or anything but I think this makes the movie a lot more exciting.
The scenes are great and My Bloody Valentine definitely lives up to its name. This movie is BLOODY. lots of cutting, chopping, stabbing and pick-axening! If you’re looking for gore, this movie’s got it! In addition to the gore, the 3D was also very enjoyable. Pick Axes hit the screen, tree limbs come at you, people punch at you; it’s a lot of fun! Also, if you’re looking for gratuitous nudity, this movie features a 15 minute, yes, a 15 minute scene of one woman running around naked. And when I say naked I don’t mean “Hey, look! I have boobs!” I mean, “Hey, look I have boobs and Woo! This too!” Yeah, it’s a bit much…
Now the question everyone is asking, Does it stand up to the original? The answer is yes and no. I think these movies have a chance to co-exist together. The movie stands great on its own and even lifts certain aspects from the original film and adds them in flawlessly but the original movie cannot be denied as its a great example of a slasher film in its era. This being said, this movie does suffer from that “hollywood Shine” syndrome that I’m not a big fan of. They always try to make these remakes look so perfect but something crucial is lost between the original feeling of the 1981 movie and this remake.
If you’re looking for a decent 3D movie, that happens to be a decent remake, I definitely recommend taking your date to make your Valentines Day Bloody.
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