The Pumpkinhead series releases another sequel that still doesn’t fit in with any continuity of the other movies. Maybe it would if the plot made sense? In this cut up, you’ll find out how to make some of the worst CG imaginable, how to get away with harvesting bodies and stealing organs in plain sight and how to do a really crappy southern accent!
This week we check out Little Monsters, a movie I remember from my youth. Does the nostalgia keep this from being a little stinker? Find out about how to catch a monster, a good place (or bad place, depending on your outlook) to escape to from your everyday problems and that girl monsters dig little kids asses!
Let’s find out what happens when some killer cartoon characters come into the real world with a budget of about $50. Welcome to Terror Toons! Find out how to bring killer cartoons into the real world (or maybe not), who to cast for the part of an 8 year old girl in your movie and the proper way to introduce a film!
Starcrash is a pretty obvious rip off of Star Wars and Star Trek. Though it’s not a great movie, it’s got style! Find out how to randomly find an evil villian, what david hasselhoff looked like as a young man and why every sci-fi movie should always feature a hot lady in a skimpy black outfit!
Despite all my rage, I am still just a monkey in a cage! Primal Rage is an odd, unknown movie about ruthless aggression. Find out about the right way to act at a doctors office, the way to impress on a date and how rape seemed to be okay in colleges at this time? Weird.